Madness: the Emergency Exit

Did you really just ask me to blow you in the parking lot of a grocery store in the middle of the night like who the actual fuck do you think you fucking are and WHO THE FUCK do you think that I am?! I am NOT one of those simple ass bitches you were fuckin with before. I am a real ass bitch that deserves real ass motherfuckin respect and how dare you, how DARE you treat me like this? I can’t even believe the shit coming out of boys’ mouths sometimes like really nigga? Really? You’re gonna reduce me to a quick blowie in a shitty car that’s not even actually yours? Come the fuck on. This nigga got me confused with a common ass bitch. I’ve never even talked to a common ass bitch, let alone be confused with one. Lawed Jesus take the wheel! And then, this bitch wanna get mad at me for being mad. Eat a bag of dicks you sorry ass, stupid ass motherfuck. I’m too good for your illiterate ass anyway and you don’t deserve anymore of my motherfuckin time.

BYE.

hiddlemydiddle:

captain—narcolepsy:

kili-at-my-service:

thathunterfromhell:

tendervillain:

i was in our local bookstore and i saw this book “The Man of Your Dreams”  and

is that

jensen?! 

HES THE MAN OF MY DREAM S

why do they keEP USING HIS FACE FOR THINGS

because it’s russia that’s why

(via aannperkins)

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via delusionaladventurer)